Sunday, August 28, 2011

Will Uncle Omar be granted asylum like Aunt Zeituni?

Lo and behold, the President has what Don Surber aptly calls a "Crimmigrant" in the family.  From Gateway Pundit:

Barack Obama’s illegal alien Uncle Onyango Obama was arrested in Massachusetts this past week after he hit a cop car. He wanted to call the White House.

Kerry Picket at The Washington Times reported:

A number of media outlets have already reported that an illegal immigrant from Kenya by the name of Onyango Obama, 67, was arrested last week on Wednesday after he rammed his SUV into a police car in Framingham, Massachusetts.

He was later charged with DUI among other violations. I spoke to Framingham Public Information Officer Lieutenant Delaney who told me that when Onyango Obama was asked at booking if he wanted to make a telephone call to arrange for bail, the Kenyan immigrant replied: “I think I will call the White House.”
Being illegal must pay pretty well if Uncle Omar can afford to drive around in an SUV.  On the other hand, maybe he is the famous "Omar the Tent maker" we've heard so much about.  That certainly would explain this:


Quite Rightly said...

"Omar the tent maker."

That's about right!

Carol said...

Do you know how hard it was to narrow down the many, many examples of Omar's work to just one selection?

Wakefield Tolbert said...

"Crimmigrant" indeed.

Will have to remember that one, Carol.

Good to meet you, BTW!


Wakefield Tolbert said...


mystere's moonbat slayer club said...

Did "Unkle Stinky" ever get his asylum like "Auntie Zulu" (or whatever her name is)?