Bless You Doug Ross, Wherever You Are

I've seen this before, but today I needed a laugh and viola, Doug posted it. Oh, and blessing to the other Doug, too. Always.

The BEST ACORN/Polanski Post Ever!

Cynthia's title says it all, ACORN to partner with Roman Polanski on daycare center chain.

Here's a taste:

“It doesn’t matter how many shell corporations you have for laundering money if you don’t have rivers of cash in the first place,” Lewis continued. “So when Roman Polanski came to us with his concept for day care centers with on-site pharmacies and liquor stores, we knew it was a winner from the get-go. He’s the man with the experience needed to get something like this off the ground. Our skillsets are a great match. ..."

Read the entire post, Cynthia outdid herself!

Hump Day Humor

Suffer the little children to come unto Me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of Obama.

As the President prepares to meet with our school aged children this Tuesday it has come to my attention, via Grandpa John, that a six year old little girl in China is already preparing to take her rightful place in the Obama Administration.

News24.com reports:

The young student stated her aspirations in a televised interview that was
posted on a southern China website, leading bloggers to describe her comments as
"a reflection of social reality", the Southern Metropolis Daily reported.

"When I grow up I want to be an official," said the girl, whose face was
blurred to protect her identity.

"What kind of official?" the interviewer asked.

"A corrupt official because corrupt officials have a lot of things," she
replied.

Vetting is complete.

Today's Funny

The hat tip goes to Doug Ross:

Papa B with a classic:

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head....

In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach to bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time, and think of something that could possibly help mankind.

"The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make my woman truly HAPPY."

And the Lord replied......"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

You know the difference between the Lord and Obama? Even the Lord wouldn't play off that bridge as "shovel ready."

Today's Chuckle

From Mark Steyn:

The Curse of Steyn

One minute the commissars of the British Columbia "Human Rights"
Tribunal are laying on a week-long show trial of me and Maclean's
magazine, including a riveting couple of hours of analysis devoted to the "tone"
of my jokes. Next thing you know, they're being washed out into the Pacific
clinging to a few rotting manila files of Steyn "hate crimes":

BULLETIN - The BC Human Rights Tribunal premises were flooded during
the night of August 24, 2009... If you already have a case in our system,
you should contact your case manager to find out about any impact the flood may
have on the processing of your complaint.

As soon as they've dried out, we send in the plague of locusts.

NEVER mess with The Steyn.

Sundays Were Made for the Funnies

Jim Treacher brings us a killer Sunday Funny titled "Hop on the Welfare Wagon". It is a gem, so hop on over there and check it out.

Just When I Needed A Giggle...

my favorite boys come through with a belly laugh.



The Daley Gator:

Jim Treacher:

A question I wish a reporter would ask Nancy Pelosi

Congresswoman Pelosi: In your USA Today editorial this week, beforeyou got to the part about how the people who disagree with you are "simply un-American," you mentioned that the Democrats have been trying for universal health care since 1912. In your opinion, has medical science advanced at all in the last 97 years? Are there any, say, surgical procedures you might have undergone recently that weren't available in 1912? Why or why not?
And if you have time for a follow-up: What lies has the CIA told you lately?

IowaHawk:

OXFORD -- According to a new international study by researchers at Oxford University, men who agreed to perform housework and cleaning chores were 43.2% more successful in attracting a long-term female marriage or cohabitation partner. The study further showed that after winning his lady's hand, these same men received fewer and less severe beatings when they continued household duties.

*****

Thank you.

Smiles

Yep, Obama is definitely a Scream.

For more fun photos hop over to The Daley Gator.

Laugh Out Loud

Thanks To Cynthia Yockey For making by day. Check out her entire post.