Wednesday, December 2, 2009

"Locked In?"

Great news! The Taliban will lay down their arms and become peace loving hippies on July 20, 2011.


White House: July 2011 Is Locked In for Afghanistan Withdrawal

During the Senate Armed Services hearing today, Defense Secretary Robert Gates was pressed by Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C. on whether the July 2011 date for beginning to withdrawal troops is "locked in."

Gates seemed to suggest there was some flexibility, that "it was a clear statement of his strong intent" and that "the president always has the freedom to re-evaluate his decisions." After the hearing Graham said he took that to mean the date is "not locked in" and will depend on conditions on the ground.

It was a point of contention at the White House briefing today – I asked White House spokesman Robert Gibbs if senators were incorrect calling the date a "target."

After the briefing, Gibbs went to the president for clarification. Gibbs then called me to his office to relate what the president said. The president told him it IS locked in – there is no flexibility. Troops WILL start coming home in July 2011. Period. It's etched in stone. Gibbs said he even had the chisel.

So it is settled. What a wise man our leader is. One word from him and viola! the war is over. I don't know how he got the Taliban to agree but it was a masterstroke.

/snark

Who is advising this guy?

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