Friday, December 4, 2009

Delegates to the Climate Conference in Copenhagen Score a Twofer

While the delegates at the upcoming climate conference at Copenhagen meet to discuss how to screw the world's economy to the tune of billions of dollars they can screw Danish sex workers for free. Spiegel:

Copenhagen's city council in conjunction with Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates to 'Be sustainable - don't buy sex'.

"Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes," the approach to hotels says.

Now, Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms, saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs. They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card, according to the Web site
Technically, the sex wouldn't really be free. All that heavy breathing would release copious amounts of carbon dioxide in to the atmosphere, requiring the purchase of carbon offsets to mitigate the damage to the environment. I hear Al Gore will be manning a booth at the conference for just that purpose.

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