Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Keith Olbermann-when potty training goes very, very, wrong

I read Legal Insurrection every day and I can tell you that Prof. Jacobson is not given to strong language so when I saw his most recent post was titled Lying P.O.S., I knew somebody had definitely unsmoothed the professor's feathers. Turned out that the somebody turned out that super-ego, mush brained nobody, Keith Olbermann. 

Olbermann is like Andrew Sullivan, I expect him to make ridiculous, overblown accusations against anybody with whom he does not agree.  He certainly, and improbably, out did himself with this, um gem:

“In Scott Brown we have an irresponsible, homophobic, racist, reactionary, ex-nude model, teabagging supporter of violence against woman and against politicians with whom he disagrees.”
Let's dissect, shall we?

Irresponsible-Brown doesn't want to turn one sixth of our economy over to the government

Homophobic-Brown is not gay

Racist-Aren't we all?

Reactionary-Brown thinks citizens should be allowed to keep more of their own money

Ex-nude model-Be still my heart!

Teabagging-Oolong or Earl Grey?

Supporter of violence against women-Brown supports a law which exempts a pro-life person from performing or assisting in the performance of abortion.

See, when you break it down, it is almost down right complimentary.

Note to young parents:  no matter how frustrating it may be, show patience when potty training little Johnny.  Otherwise he may grow up to be Keith Olbermann.

Tuesday morning giggle.  Feel free to point and laugh:

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