Tuesday, June 15, 2010

So, He's a Fraud AND a Cheat. Why am I Not Surprised?

After forty years of marriage Al and Tipper Gore announced a couple weeks ago that they had "grown apart" and had decided to go their separate ways.  Funny how often that happens when it is revealed that the husband is a skank jumper.  It shouldn't surprise anyone that Gore, con man to the world, would act as faithlessly in his personal life as he has in his public life.  Turns out, that Gore has been doing the horizontal hoochie with none other than Laurie David, ex-wife of Larry David and producer of Gore's Oscar winning infomercial An Inconvenient Truth:

Al Gore's split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage was a shock to everyone who thought theirs was the ideal marriage. Now Star can exclusively reveal that the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David's ex-wife — for the past two years!

In the June 28 issue of Star, on sale Wednesday, we report that Al and Tipper's breakup didn't come as much of a surprise to one Hollywood player — Laurie David. Star has learned that Al has been having an affair with Laurie, who divorced Seinfeld creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David in 2007 amidst reports she was cheating with the caretaker of their Martha's Vineyard summer home.
The caretaker?  Oh, la, la-that is one classy lady.  Still, why would she trade down to Al, unless...never mind.  It is my understanding that affairs require copious amounts of nakedness.  Think about it:  Al/nakedness.  As they say, there just isn't that much alcohol in the world.

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