The government is here and they are ready to help. The big question is, "Who asked ya?"
The FCC wants to "regulate" the Internet. Why? As Reason's Nick Gillespie points out in the video below, the Internet is functioning quite well on its own. The FCC is engaged in a power grab. The Internet is far from broken and even if it were, is there any government agency that could be trusted to fix it?
H/T Moe Lane