Yesterday I read where Alex Renton thinks we should gaive up having babies and today Robin Pagnamenta wants me to give up prime rib. No wonder the Brits walk around looking miserable all the time. What's next? Would they like me to give up sex and chocolate, too? (Okay the sex thing was a stretch, but a really long dry spell does not mean I've given up)... Where was I?
Look, I'm rather fond of this planet too. You know why? Because I enjoy it. In the word of the great blog father, SOD OFF, SWAMPY!