Friday, August 7, 2009

Only In My Beloved Florida

This is why Florida has its very own tag on Fark:

Yes, you did read that right.

JENSEN BEACH, FL – A Martin County man accused of downloading child pornography blamed the crime on his cat, deputies said.

According to a sheriff’s report, Jensen Beach resident Keith Griffin told investigators that pornographic images downloaded when his cat jumped on his computer keyboard while he was downloading music.

Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography. He is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.

Sheriff’s officials said a family friend is now caring for the cat.

Sheesh, what is it with men named Griffin?

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