Wednesday, May 6, 2009

You May Be A Racist

If you are opposed to voter fraud, you must be a racist. If you are from the South, like I am, you are obviously a racist.

Here are the rules:

White = Racist
Southern = Racist
Christian = Racist
Conservative = Racist

If any of the above describes you, please see your doctor immediately. There is medicine available that will end your obsessive-compulsive to stereotype people. There are some nasty side effects but on the bright side, it tastes just like grape kool aide.

h/t The Other McCain

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