So now some people think that hot dogs should come with warning labels. Look, when I dive in to an utterly perfect chili cheese dog I'm sure that it is pretty self evident that health concerns are not 'thought one.' Do these people enjoy anything besides pissing on my good times? I've got their damn warning labels!
Unfortunately, my warning labels aren't suitable for a family friendly forum but TrogloPundit has several good suggestions. I would only add:
Warning: when dropped, rinse for a full two seconds before returning to the grill.